 | You
switch from "Heat" to A/C in one day. |
| You know
what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means. |
| Your
sense of direction is; towards the mountains and away from the mountains. |
| You're a
meat eating vegetarian. |
| The bike
on your car is worth more than your car. |
| You use a
down comforter in the summer cause you have the A/C on at 55 degrees. |
| You're
able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during
a raging blizzard without even flinching. |
| You take
your out of town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never
go there otherwise. |
| You
install security lights on your house and garage but leave all
doors unlocked. |
| You carry
jumper cables in the car and your wife/girlfriend knows how to use
them. |
| You
design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. |
| Driving
is better in the winter cause the pot holes are filled with
snow. |
| You think
that sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel PJs. |
| You know
all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and construction. |
| You've
been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a team's victory. |
| You can
never figure out why your out of town guests faint from
altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains. |
| You can
drive over a 12,000 foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can't get
to work if there are 4 inches of snow. |
| You know
the correct pronunciation of Buena Vista. |
| When you
visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and
not get a buzz. |
| Your
car insurance costs more than your car. (My personal
favorite) |
| You have
surge protectors on every outlet. |
| April
showers bring May blizzards. |
| 'Timberline'
is someplace you have actually been. Many times. |
| You know
what a 'fourteener' is. But you don't know what a 'turn
signal' is. |
| Your golf
bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning-rod. |
| You know
who Alfred Packer was. You know who Baby Doe Tabor was. You
know who Jim Beckwourth was. You'd be happier if you
didn't know who Barbara Striesand was. |
| SPF 90 is
not out of the question. |
| People
from other states breathe 5 times as often as you do. |
| Having a
Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange. |
| Thunder
has set off your car alarm. |
| A full
moon has never kept you awake at night. |
| You have
an $800 stereo in a $300 truck. |
| A sudden
loss of cabin pressure is not a big deal. |
| You think
a red light means 3 more cars can go. |
| "Where
we're going, we don't need roads!!" |
| You know
where Doc Holliday's grave is. |
| You know
where Buffalo Bill's grave is. |
| You know
where the real 'South Park' is. |
| You can
recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight. |
| Driving
directions usually include 'Go over ____ Pass...' |
| You've
used 'checking for ticks' as an excuse to get someone naked. |
| You've
dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka. |
| You've
gone skiing in July. You've gone sunbathing in January. They
were both in the same year. |
| And most
important: You get a certain feeling of satisfaction from knowing
that California and Texas are both downstream. |
